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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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