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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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