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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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