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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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