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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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