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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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