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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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