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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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