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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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