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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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