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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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