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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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