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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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