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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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