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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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