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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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