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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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