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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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