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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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