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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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