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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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