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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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