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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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