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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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