Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.