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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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