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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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