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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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