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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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