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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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