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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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