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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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