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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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