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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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