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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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