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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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