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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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