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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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