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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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