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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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