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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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