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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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