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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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