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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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