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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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