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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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