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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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