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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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