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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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