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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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