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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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