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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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